Chicks With Boobs

Your daily dose of boobage.
Are you cold?  That shirt doesn’t have any buttons.  I’ll give you a jacket.
…Alright I’ll give you a fucking truck load of jackets…
(beat)
…Wait, no.  You must too warm…that’s why you’re wearing your shirt like that.  I’ll fan you with a giant palm leaf.
(beat)
I’ll fan you with a fucking truck load of palm leaves.  JUST STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!  DEAR GOD THAT IS HOT!
~boobs provided by Yvonne Strahovski.
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Are you cold?  That shirt doesn’t have any buttons.  I’ll give you a jacket.

…Alright I’ll give you a fucking truck load of jackets…

(beat)

…Wait, no.  You must too warm…that’s why you’re wearing your shirt like that.  I’ll fan you with a giant palm leaf.

(beat)

I’ll fan you with a fucking truck load of palm leaves.  JUST STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!  DEAR GOD THAT IS HOT!

~boobs provided by Yvonne Strahovski.