Are you cold? That shirt doesn’t have any buttons. I’ll give you a jacket.
…Alright I’ll give you a fucking truck load of jackets…
…Wait, no. You must too warm…that’s why you’re wearing your shirt like that. I’ll fan you with a giant palm leaf.
I’ll fan you with a fucking truck load of palm leaves. JUST STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! DEAR GOD THAT IS HOT!
~boobs provided by Yvonne Strahovski.